- high school friend: look at me i'm married and i have babies and a job and a mortgage
- me: that's nice but did you know that you only have to do laundry once a month if you buy 30 pairs of underwear
Okay, we’ve discussed Newton in his tight jeans.
But are we just gonna ignore the fact that he was wearing a dress shirt with a leather jacket?! LikeDayum boy! CAN U NOT!
Well. He certainly grew up, didn’t he Merida. Merida?
I DIDNT KNOW THIS NEEDED TO HAPPEN UNTIL THIS VERY SECOND BUT NOW ITS ALL I WANT IN LIFE